Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I need to stop coming to work sober
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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