you mean i was at the winter classic?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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