After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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