How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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