What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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