we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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