Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he puts the penis in happiness.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize