Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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