i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
