then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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