Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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