There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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