My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Randomize
