I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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