I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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