NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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