I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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