Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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