i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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I need you to use more vowels.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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