Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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