we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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