But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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