Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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