sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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