She announced her abortion via fbk
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
God I need to hump something, right now.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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