So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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