we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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