i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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