in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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