my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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