the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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