Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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