with your own penis?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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