are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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