Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I just gargled with NyQuil
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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