new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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