You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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