How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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