I bet he comes in French.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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