Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Can I color on your dick again?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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