I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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