He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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