And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My balls are so social today.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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