ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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