dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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