i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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