no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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