Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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