It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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