just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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