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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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