Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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