For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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