I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
