i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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