You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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